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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Christmas Comes Early

Lewis Black is livid that Christmas starts the day after Halloween. Because my siblings both have in-laws that need their holiday cheer, my family is celebrating Christmas this Sunday, December 12. I just met my future brother-in-law and I now I have to add him to my fucking list? What the hell is that?

"He likes coffee," my sister says. "Get him a travel mug."

And yet I'm the only member of the family travelling for these fucking holidays. Why not get me a fucking travel mug, eh?

And yes, I'm still coughing up brown shit from my chainsmoking, bingedrinking, Italiansexing weekend. Thank you to all who contributed. You bitches know who you are.

1 Comments:

Blogger Timothy said...

kath,are you sure you know which end of you the brown is coming from? that's an important, if subtle, distinction to make. feel better.

2:50 PM

 

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