Not your standard issue late twenty-something's blog.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The latest from Dad

I talk to my dad about 4x a day. Today he went to an orthopedist. I called him around 4:30pm.

Hello?
What's up?
I have tendinitis. In my calf. Above my knee.
That's your thigh.
I have tendinitis in my thigh. Going up to my buttocks.
Geez. Do they know what caused it?
It's yet anudda mystery.
Huh.
The doctor prescribed codeine and a anti-flammatory.
Ok.
I have to go see my Jewish girlfriend at the pharmacy.
That nice woman at Duane Reade?
What does vasculah mean?
Vascular?
Si.
I think it has to do with the heart, veins, blood.
She was wondering why I wasn't seeing a vasculah specialist.
I have no idea. Were you asleep?
Mr. Brown and I just woke up from a siesta.
How're you doing with food? Do you need anything?
I'm out of garlic bread, Kad.
Do you still have lasagna?
How can I eat lasanga without garlic bread?
(sigh)
I feel like a hot dog, Kad. Wid sauercraut.
You have those things, right?
Yes.

1 Comments:

Blogger Brad said...

"How can I eat lasanga without garlic bread?"
"(sigh)"

Classic!

9:34 AM

 

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