13 going on 58

Some footnotes to Cocktoberfest:
1. Upon hearing that the aforementioned Brian liked Jennifer Garner, I said "Jennifer Garner? Bitch be balding." That is easily the funniest thing I've said in months.
2. John and Nicole made awesome Cocktoberfest t-shirts, complete with Aaron Burr and plenty of pictorial cock.
3. The head of my Hideki Matsui bobblehead is somewhere in the tracks of the A/C/E between 50th Street and Jay Street. Why I insisted John and Nicole take it home is beyond me. But, as John pointed out, it makes for a great visual, as if some devastated Yankee fan just couldn't handle the grief of losing to the BoSox.