"etc" jobs

Once again, I'm trolling craigslist for work and I come across this post:

Midget stripper needed for Bachelor party, June 5 ($$$)


It's something you never really think about. I mean, you think about midgets .. who doesn't? You think about strippers, certainly. But midget strippers?

I imagine it probably doesn't take a midget very long to strip, since their clothes are so small. But then again, so are their limbs, so it's probably all relative.

But perhaps my point is that I need a new job but if you're a midget stripper, you're all set.