I'm a psychosomatic sister/Running around without a leash

I often wonder what folks at drugstores and such think of the various items consumers buy together, for example:

In my running days now long gone, it was not unusual for me to buy the following:
3 powerbars, 2 bottles lemon/lime Gatorade, one box of condoms

In my mind, it was:
I'm training for a marathon and I have a boyfriend.

In Duane Reade employee's mind:
She must have A LOT of sex.

And thus I've begun to put together other possible combinations ( I invite you all to respond in kind):

1) kitty litter, Elmer's glue, tampons, stainstick
2) Weed b Gone, cigarettes, tic tacs, vagistrips
3) travel size chinese checkers, Pepperoni Combos, Astroglide, makeup bag
4) rubber bands, shoe polish, One-A-Day Vitamins for women, Q tips, sunglasses
5) travel coffee mug that says #1 Dad, aging Cadbury Creme Egg, stapler

Wow, that was harder than I thought.