Soy Sauce on Dad's Will

Perhaps a title for a country song?

Driving up a hill
the air is so still
Eating some sushi,
got soy sauce on Dad's will

Sorry, that was terrible.
I'd never seen the word "fuck" spelled "phuck" until today. Well done, Hackett.

But seriously, I had Chinese with Big Ron a couple days ago and he gave me a copy of his will for my records. I get Mr. Brown (my father's toy poodle), apparently.

Sure enough, after my subway ride from my dad's, laden with leftover sesame chicken ...