Not your standard issue late twenty-something's blog.

Friday, June 02, 2006

She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!

Broccoli officially makes me fart. In a truly offensive manner. Raw, cooked, it doesn't matter. And yet I love it. I love it so. Especially with chicken, all Chinese-like. Sadness.

Made Bobby Flay's Lemon Bars today for a work potluck. They weren't so much bars as they were pieces of cake but they were truly gooey and delicious. The base is angel food cake and lemon pie filling and coconut. And the top is cream cheese frosting (cream cheese, butter and sugar, essentially). So good. Very different from your traditional lemon bars but wow.

Tomorrow I'm bartending for the first time since graduating from bartending school five years ago. All I have to do is help set up and take caps off of beer bottles, which I'm truly terrible at but we shall see. I'm gonna make $30 . . don't know about tips and it's a night of really good stand up comedy including the fantastic Kristen Schaal and if you haven't heard of her, check her out immediately.


Blogger Hackett said...

Don't be a hero, use a bottle opener even on twist-offs. A guy i know still have a calcium(?) deposit in his right palm from working a Penn(?) bar, one of those states where they can only have airline-sized booze bottles. He'd have to open a couple hundred of those a shift.

10:45 AM

Blogger Hackett said...

P.S. How did a no-talent shit sack like Anthony Clark get to host Last Comic Standing, let alone have a horrible sitcom survive 6 seasons. I mean, not even the Devil would make a contract with this no-impact nothing. Ugh! And it looks like LCS is keeping on par with their shittyiest site on the web theme. good job, asses!

10:50 AM


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